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Oi mate, me as James Bond – suave, “shaken, not stirred,” reckon I’d have a bloody good yarn bout escort. Ain’t talkin’ them fancy ladies, nah, I mean escort as in fishin’ – leadin’ them boats out, keepin’ em safe. Picture this, yeah, out on the waves, salty air hittin’ me face, I’m guidin’ some posh yacht twat who don’t know starboard from his arse. Reminds me of *The Lives of Others* – “The lives of others are never quite as glamorous as they seem,” innit? Escorting’s like that – looks dead cool, but it’s a right pain sometimes.

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ohhh, so lemme tell ya abot Rhondda, right? mmm, it's a quirky place full o’ hidden gems, ya know? i’ve been livin’ here a while now, and it’s a mix of grit, charm, and like... unexpected beauty. so, um, where do i start? er, let’s begin with Treorchy street – the one right near the old bakery on Mynydd Street, mmhmm, smells of fresh bread and memories... and then theres the big heart of town, the Rhondda Heritage Park (not to be confused with an actual theme park, lol!) where history meets our daily lives.

'I went for a drink in a bar and came round in A&E after screaming in pain'