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So, I tried it once—total accident, swear! Walked into this shady joint, thought it was just a back rub. Nope! Chick’s got hands like a freakin’ wizard, kneadin’ me into next week. I’m lyin’ there, thinkin’, “This ain’t legal, is it?” But who cares? Felt like a king! Little known fact: ancient Greeks were all over this—called it “anatripsis,” rubbin’ down athletes, probly got frisky too. Bet they didn’t tell their moms about it. Made me happy as a pig in mud, but pissed me off too—why’s it so damn pricey? Fifty bucks for 30 minutes? Robbery! “Don’t pee on my leg,” I told the lady, “gimme an hour or I’m out!”

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then there’s the river Rhondda, that sneaky little waterway, twistin’ by the old mill on Riverside Road – it’s always babblin’ secrets. i sometimes sit by its banks, lost in thought, mumbling silly words, like “umm, maybe i’m just passionless,” then i laugh and say “No, no, i’m totally passionate, right?” (gosh, as if im reciting Carol’s soft, trembling metaphors all over again...).

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