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Oh, and sometimes I get madd as heck – like one time, this absolute nutter started jabbering on about how the ancient stone in St. Mary's Lane could whisper secrets of the past. And I’m there, tryin' to soothe him with some proper massage magic, but his words just crazily, like “yeah, baby, revelations!” That irked me, but hey, it's Rainhill for ya – fulla eccentric souls and quirky legends.

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