Sadie Prudhoe Sexual Massage ❤️

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So, I heard this story – some old perv in Thailand, back in the ‘70s, started mixin’ “happy endings” with massages, and boom, it’s a thing now! Ain’t that nuts? Like, who wakes up and goes, “Yea, I’ma rub people weird today”? Makes me rage, coz nobody asked ME to invent it! I’d charge double, bitches – respect my authoritah! Imagine some sweaty guy, hands all slippery, tryna “heal” ya – screw that, I’d punch him! “I’ve killed communists,” they say in the movie, but these massage freaks? They’re killin’ my vibe!

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Finally, I head home, knackered but happy. I’m thinkin’ about all the random stuff that happened. Prudhoe’s a funny place, man. One minute you’re fixin’ fences, the next you’re savin’ old blokes from traffic. It’s mad!

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