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So, picture this, I’m sittin’ there, polishin’ some bloke’s dentures, thinkin’—sex-dating’s a right racket! You got these apps, all shiny and promisin’, but half the profiles are faker than a £3 coin. Blokes posin’ with fish—why, mate? You shaggin’ the cod or what? And the birds, oh, filterin’ their faces ‘til they look like bloody Pixar characters. Makes me wanna yell, “Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy!”—‘cos they’re suckin’ the life outta ya with every swipe.

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Prudhoe’s a funny little place. You got the River Tyne just chillin’ nearby, and the views? Stunning! But today? Today was a whole different kettle of fish. I’m driving down Front Street, and I swear, the traffic was worse than a snail race. I’m sittin’ there, fuming, thinkin’ about how I could be out in the fields, makin’ magic happen with my harvester.

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