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Back in the day, people met IRL—crazy, right? Now it’s all digital foreplay. Fun fact: first sex-dating site popped up in ’95—total pioneer move! Called Match or somethin’, dunno, I was busy shaggin’. Makes me happy tho—options galore! Tall, short, kinky, whatever—freedom, baby! But man, the catfishers? Piss me off! You think you’re chattin’ up a fox, then bam—dude with a beer gut. “What am I supposed to do now?”—straight outta *The Pianist*, feelin’ trapped!

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After that chaos, I head over to the Preesall Community Centre. I’m supposed to give a talk about budgeting. I’m thinking, “This’ll be easy.” But no! The projector’s broken. I’m standing there, trying to explain budgeting with my hands. It’s like trying to teach a dog to dance. People are looking at me like I’m nuts. I’m sweating bullets, and I can feel my face turning redder than a tomato.

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