Madison Poulton Le Fylde Erotic Massage ❤️

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What gets me? The fakers. Some dude’s like, “Oh, it’s just a massage,” and I’m over here yellin’, “You’re not foolin’ me, perv!” It’s erotic, own it! Surprised me how many stiffs – ha, get it? – act all high and mighty ‘til they’re moanin’ on the table. Sarcasm aside, it’s kinda dope – stress gone, body buzzin’, like the AI in *Her* whisperin’, “I’m here for you.” Gets me every time.

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First off, I’m strollin’ down Blackpool Road, just mindin’ my own business, when I spot this old bloke tryin’ to fix his bike. I mean, c’mon mate, it’s a bike, not a bloody watch! I chuckle a bit, but then he looks at me like I’m the one who’s lost it. I’m like, “Dude, I fix watches, not wheels!” He just grumbles and goes back to his rusty old thing. Classic Poulton, right? Everyone’s got their own little dramas.

Preston North, Poulton-le-Fylde, Fleetwood & Thornton Cleveleys planning applications from last week