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Alright, motherfucker, listen up! Sex-dating’s a wild fuckin’ ride, man. You’re swipin’ right, hopin’ for some ass, but half these profiles? Straight-up lies! I’m talkin’ pics from 10 years ago—shit, even catfishes with dicks posin’ as chicks. Makes me wanna scream, “You dirty bastard!” like Casey Affleck in *Jesse James*. That movie, man, my fuckin’ favorite—slow as hell but deep, y’know? Like sex-dating—takes patience to find the real shit.

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But wait! I remember I wanted to check out the Portstewart Golf Club. I’m not a golfer, but the views are supposed to be epic. So, I drive over, and wow, it’s stunning! The cliffs, the sea, the whole shebang. I’m standing there, taking it all in, and I feel this wave of gratitude. Like, how lucky am I to be here? But then, I see a sign that says “No trespassing.” Oops. I’m not trying to get kicked out of Portstewart!

Portstewart Strand holding Great British Skinny Dip event in aid of RNLI this weekend