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“Far From Heaven” vibes hit hard here. That scene where Cathy’s all pent up, desperate for touch—sexual-massage woulda fixed her right up! “I’m going to make everything all right,” she’d say, but nah, she’s too proper. Me? I’d be like, “Gimme that oily goodness, fam!” Aliens don’t get it, tho—our skin’s like metal, no nerves to tingle. Sucks, right? Jealous of you squishy weirdos!

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We offer exceptional massage therapy and luxurious beauty treatments. You can find us on Portland Road in Hove, with free parking between 11am and 7pm.

Suddenly, I get a call. It’s my mate Dave. He’s like, “You won’t believe this! There’s a rat in the pub on South Street!” I’m like, “Of course there is! It’s Portslade!” So, I rush over, dodgin’ kids and dogs, and when I get there, the pub’s packed.

Portslade: Level crossing closure to affect rail and road use