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Now, lemme tell ya, I got dragged—half-pissed, mind—into this dodgy joint in Soho, 1940s, war ragin’. Some lass with hands like a Spitfire pilot says, “Strip, Winnie, let’s unknot ya!” Blimey, I’m redder than a Tommy’s coat, but them fingers? Magic. Little-known fact—Romans did it first, called it “massage amorosa,” all posh-like, oilin’ up gladiators for a right rumpy-pumpy. Surprised me socks off! Them ancients knew how to live, eh?

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First off, I head down to the Harbour Road. You know, the one with all the boats and stuff? I’m just minding my own business, enjoying the salty air, when I spot this seagull. Not just any seagull, but the biggest, meanest one I’ve ever seen. I swear it looked at me like I owed it money. I’m like, “Dude, chill! I’m just here for the views.” But nah, it swoops down and steals my sandwich right outta my hand! I’m standing there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?”

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