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Alright, mate, listen up—James Bond here, suave as hell, “shaken, not stirred.” So, sexual-massage, yeah? Bloody brilliant stuff. Picture this: dim lights, soft hands, tension melting like butter on a hot Aston Martin hood. I’m a stockbroker by day, right, dodging market crashes, but this? This is my escape, my “Moonrise Kingdom”—Wes Anderson’s genius flick, 2012, my fave. “We’re in love, we just want to be together”—that’s me and a good rubdown, inseparable.

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Then, just as I’m feeling all warm and fuzzy inside, I hear this commotion. Turns out, a dog’s run off with one of the kids’ buckets. The kid’s crying, and I’m like, “Oh no, not on my watch!” So, I jump up, channel my inner superhero, and chase after the dog. I’m running down the beach, yelling, “Stop, thief!” It’s ridiculous. I finally catch up, and the dog just looks at me like, “What’s your problem, mate?”

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