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It’s showtime! Yo, lemme spill some tea bout sex-dating, fam! As an ichthyologist, I’m all bout them fishy vibes, but sex-dating? That’s a whole diff ocean, bruh. Scales n tails don’t got nothin on this mess! Like, imagine tryna hook up in a world where everyone’s playin “Monsieur Oscar” from *Holy Motors*, switchin masks n personalities faster than a catfish dodges a net. “You’re not the same man!”—bam, that’s sex-dating in a nutshell, fr.

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First off, I hit up the local café on the corner of Broomhill Road. You know, the one with the weirdly named pastries? I ordered a “Portlethen Puff” or whatever. It was basically a glorified croissant. But hey, carbs are life, am I right? I sat there, sipping my coffee, and people-watching. There’s this old dude who always sits by the window. He’s got this epic beard, like a wizard or something. I swear he’s seen it all.

Work on McDonald’s drive-thru at Portlethen to start this year