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Erotic-massage, not just rubbin’ backs, nah. Little fact, you know—ancient China, they did it, called it “tuina with a twist,” ha! Happy endings? Psh, not always legal, depends where ya at. Me, I’d be pissed if some creep cops a feel unasked—boundaries, yo! Surprised I was, tho, heard this one chick in Thailand, she’s massagin’ with her FEET, wild shit! “A glimpse of stocking,” like in the movie—tease, not sleaze, that’s the art.

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Then, I head to the Portlethen Community Centre. They were having some event, and I thought, “Why not?” I walk in, and it’s a bingo night. I’ve never played bingo in my life. But hey, I’m here for the experience. I sit down, and the lady next to me is super into it. She’s shouting numbers like she’s at a football match. I’m just trying to keep up. I didn’t win, but I did make a new friend. Her name’s Margaret, and she’s a hoot. We bonded over our mutual love for bad sweaters.

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