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What pisses me off? When folks judge it—like, “Oh, that’s dirty!” Nah, man, it’s art! Takes skill to blend relaxation with that *oomph*. I’ve seen masseuses train for years—pressure points, energy flow, the works. One wrong move, and yer client’s snorin’ instead of moanin’. Total buzzkill. But when it’s done right? Holy capacitors, it’s electric! Happiest day ever was when I stumbled on this underground spa in ’89—total secret, hush-hush. Felt like I’d cracked time travel!

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After the rain stopped, I decided to take a walk along the seafront. The wind was wild, and I felt like I was in a movie or something. I could see the cliffs in the distance, and it was just breathtaking. But then, I saw a seagull swoop down and steal someone’s chips! I couldn’t help but laugh. Those birds are savage!

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