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Funny bit—heard this bloke once booked a session, thought it was legit physio! Came out red-faced, trousers tight—priceless! Me? I’d own it—swagger in, smirk, “Make it quick, darling.” Sarcasm’s my shield, y’know? But real talk—takes guts doin this gig. Respect to the pros—ain’t easy stayin smooth under pressure.

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First off, I hit the streets of Porthcawl, right? Walkin’ down John Street, I’m feelin’ the vibe. The smell of fish and chips waftin’ through the air. I mean, who doesn’t love that? But then, BAM! A seagull swoops down, like it’s on a mission. I swear it was targetin’ my chips. I ducked, like I was in some action movie. “Not today, bird!” I yelled. People stared. Whatever, right?

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