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Then, I hit up the local pub, The Seagull. I needed a pint after all that chaos. I sit down, and the bartender’s like, “What’ll it be?” I go for a lager. As I’m sippin’, I overhear some locals talkin’ about the best fish and chips in town. “Nah, it’s at The Catch,” one says. “No way, it’s at the chippy on Victoria Road!” They’re goin’ back and forth, and I’m just laughin’. It’s like a food war.

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