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So, picture this, right, I’m in the office, coffee’s gone cold, and I’m thinkin—whores, they’re the original freelancers, ain’t they? No 9-to-5 for them, nah, they’re out there, makin deals, livin life, bit like me tryna run this bloody office without losin me marbles. Did ya know, back in old Londinium, Roman tarts used to dye their hair blonde with pigeon dung? True story, mate, stinks worse than a Commons debate! Made me chuckle, that—imagine the smell, ha!

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So, I chugged that down and headed to the town center. You know, the one with the big clock tower? I always thought it looked like it was stuck in the 1800s. Anyway, I was strolling down the Market Street, just vibing, when I bumped into my mate, Dave. Classic Dave, right? He’s always got some wild story. Turns out he just got back from a “spontaneous” trip to Belfast. I mean, who goes to Belfast for a day? But whatever, he was buzzing about it.

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