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Quirk time—imagined a brothel on Mars, ha! Red planet, red lights—terraformin morale, one client at a time. Elon brain go zoom. Probs too dank for OSHA tho. Oh, fun fact—Amsterdam’s got window displays, human vending machines basically. Saw it once, jaw dropped—efficient af but creepy, like uncanny valley sexbots. “There’s no smoking in the airport,” movie line fits—rules in brothels tighter than ya think, no free-for-all.

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So, I finally made it to the Ponteland Golf Club. I don’t even play golf, but I thought I’d check it out. The vibe was chill, and I ended up chatting with some locals. They were super friendly, telling me all about the best spots in town. One guy even offered to take me to a pub later. I was like, “Sure, why not?”

Staff at a dental group are all smiles after being named the best dental team in the region