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Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, thinkin’ bout escort – not the dodgy sort, nah, the Ford Escort, legend of the roads! Me, David Brent, agronomist by day, car nut by night, reckon it’s a bloomin’ marvel. Proper workhorse, innit? Used to see ‘em everywhere, zippin’ round Slough, back when I was floggin’ paper at Wernham Hogg. Loved that gritty vibe – “The greatest love of all,” like in *Moulin Rouge!*, yeah? That car’s got soul, mate, pure soul.

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I hop on my bike, zooming down South Street. The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m feelin’ kinda good. But then, BAM! A pigeon decides to dive-bomb me. Like, what’s up with that? I swerve, nearly crash into a lamppost. “Thanks for the heart attack, bird!” I yell.

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