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Lemme tell ya, I stumbled on this ancient tale – back in Egypt, Cleopatra’s servants gave her these sensual rubdowns with rose oil. Little known fact, mate! They’d knead her royal bod ‘til she was purring like a sphinx. Makes me happy thinkin’ how even queens got their freak on with a good massage. But what pisses me off? These modern spas chargin’ 100 gold coins for a half-arsed “sensual” rub – YOU SHALL NOT PASS with that weak shit! Gimme the real deal or sod off!

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First call of the day, and it’s a bloke from Down Thomas. He’s all panicky, like, “My cat’s stuck in a tree!” I’m like, “Mate, it’s a cat, not a lion!” But he’s convinced it’s a life-or-death situation. I mean, come on! I’m trying to keep a straight face while he’s rambling about his “precious fur baby.” I told him to chill and call the fire brigade. They’re just down the road on the main drag.

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