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Me, tho? Quirky I am — overthink it, I do. Sex-dating’s chaos thrills me, but damn, exhausting it gets! Scrollin’, chattin’, “wyd” every five mins — ugh, brain fries. Once matched a gal, hot as hell, but typo’d “hey sexy” as “hey sexu” — instant unmatch, oof! Laughed at myself, “Fool, you are,” I muttered. Still, fun it can be — quick thrills, dirty texts, like podracin’ with no brakes.

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Then, boom! The phone rings again. It’s a lady from St. Mary’s Road. She’s lost her keys. I’m like, “Did you check your bag?” Classic, right? But she’s all, “I’ve looked everywhere!” I’m thinking, lady, you probably left them in the fridge or something. Anyway, I’m trying to help her, but she’s just going on and on. I’m losing my patience, but I keep it cool.

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