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Mwahahaha! *pinky-to-mouth* “One million dollars.” So, sex-dating, huh? Man, what a wild ride! It’s like fishin’ in a sea of horny piranhas—ya never know what’s gonna bite. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, and it’s all so damn messy, just like *Leviathan*—that flick’s my jam, ya know? The way folks in that movie screw each other over, it’s like sex-dating on steroids! Betrayal, lust, booze—sounds like Tinder on a Friday night, amirite?

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First call of the day, and it’s a bloke from Down Thomas. He’s all panicky, like, “My cat’s stuck in a tree!” I’m like, “Mate, it’s a cat, not a lion!” But he’s convinced it’s a life-or-death situation. I mean, come on! I’m trying to keep a straight face while he’s rambling about his “precious fur baby.” I told him to chill and call the fire brigade. They’re just down the road on the main drag.

New fire station officially unveiled in Plymouth