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Oi mate, sexual-massage, innit? Bloody hell, what a topic! Picture this—some dodgy geezer, hands all oily, thinks he’s Casanova with a twist. I’m cackling already—pathetic! Reminds me of *Margaret*, yeah? That bit where she’s all, “You’re so full of shit!”—perfect for these wankers who reckon a rubdown’s deep art. Saw this one prat on X, banging on about “tantric vibes”—mate, it’s a grope with extra steps! Little known fact—back in the ‘70s, some hippy lot in Cali reckoned it cured your soul. Bollocks! Just a posh excuse to get your kit off.

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Then, I decide to take a stroll. I wander down Station Lane, thinking about how different it is from my forest. No trees, just buildings and people everywhere. I see this old bloke trying to cross the road. He’s like a tortoise, slow as molasses. I’m standing there, waiting, and I’m like, “C’mon, mate! You can do it!” Finally, he makes it, and I’m cheering him on like he just won the Olympics.

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