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So, picture this: yer lyin’ there, dim lights, some chick’s hands goin’ places—oils smellin’ like Yubaba’s stash, all fancy and weird. “This is my house!” I’d shout in my head, feelin’ like a king, but then—bam!—it’s awkward ‘cause I farted mid-massage once. True story, swear! Ruined the mood, stunk worse than Stink Spirit rollin’ in. Laughed my ass off, tho—prolly scared the masseuse half to death!

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Lunchtime rolls around, and I’m starving. I head over to the local chippy on Burnhope Way. Best fish and chips in town, no contest. I order my usual – cod and chips, extra salt, and vinegar. I’m standing there, waiting, and this kid comes in, all hyped up on sugar. He’s bouncing around like a pinball. I can’t help but laugh. Kids, man. They’re wild.

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