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So, sex-dating’s all about apps, right? Tinder, Bumble—swipe, swipe, shag! I reckon it’s fab, gets your mojo risin’ quick. But—dig this—back in the ‘60s, we didn’t need no apps, just a wink and a “Fancy a shag?” Worked like a charm, baby! Nowadays, it’s all digital foreplay—pics, chats, bam! Little known fact: first sex-dating site popped up in ‘95—total shocker, blew my mind! Called “Match”—corny, but it worked.

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Then, outta nowhere, my mate Dave pops in. He’s got this ridiculous grin on his face, and I’m like, “What’s up, clown?” Turns out, he just got a promotion. I’m happy for him, but also a bit jelly. I mean, I’m stuck here in Penryn, drowning in paperwork, while he’s off climbing the corporate ladder. But hey, I fake a smile and congratulate him. “Good for you, mate. Now you can buy me a pint later.”

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