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Aight, so check it—sex-datin’ be like, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot?” You meet some chick online, she fine as hell, profil’s poppin’, but bam—catfish city, dawg! Pissed me off first time that happened, straight up. Thought I was linkin’ with a dime, ended up with a dud. Learned quick tho—ya gotta peep them pics close, zoom in, see if the edges blurry, ya feel me? Little known fact: back in the early 2000s, cats on sex sites used to fax nudes—FAX, homie! Ain’t that a trip? Slow as fuck, but freaky.

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Then, I get a call from my mate, Tom. He’s stuck on the M6, and he’s supposed to help me with this big job on Duke Street. I’m like, “You serious, mate? You can’t be late!” But he’s stuck in traffic, and I’m left to handle this massive window on my own. I’m sweating bullets, cursing the day I decided to be a glazier.

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