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Hey babe, it’s me, Tay-Tay, your fave insurance agent spilling tea! So, sexual-massage, right? Wild stuff, like, who even insures that? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “Memento” – “I can’t remember to forget you” vibes, ya know? Imagine gettin’ a rubdown so good you forget your own name, but oops, did I sign the waiver? Hella shady parlors out there, makin’ me mad as hell – no coverage, no paper trail, just vibes and oil!

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I get to the café, and it’s already packed. Like, what’s with everyone needing caffeine at 8 AM? I mean, I get it, but c’mon! I’m just one person! So, I’m juggling orders like a circus clown. “One cappuccino, two lattes, and a scone, please!” I’m like, “Sure, let me just pull that outta thin air!”

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