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Here’s the tea: it’s not just sleaze. Some say it’s therapy—releases endorphins, chills ya out. Others? “It’s a sin!”—calm down, Karen, it’s not your back gettin’ kneaded. I’m sittin’ there, oil drippin’, thinkin’ “The river flows, it flows,” like Q’orianka Kilcher whisperin’ in the flick. But let’s be real—half these parlors got neon signs screamin’ “WE’RE SKETCHY!” Snort. I can see Russia *and* the shady vibes from my house!

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After that, I thought I’d check out the local market on the weekend. It’s always buzzing with life. I found this stall selling homemade sausages. I mean, come on! I’m a swineherd! I had to buy some. The guy was all, “These are the best in Penarth!” I was like, “You better not be lying!” But they were legit. I could’ve eaten the whole lot right there.

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