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So, I’m minding my own business, right? Just me and my pigs, chillin’ by the old pier. Suddenly, I hear this loud commotion. Turns out, some kids were throwing stones at the seagulls. Like, seriously? Who does that? I got mad. I mean, come on, those poor birds just wanna chill too! I yelled at them, “Oi! Leave the gulls alone!” They looked at me like I was nuts. Maybe I am, but whatever.

Controversial plans for car parking fees near the seafront have been proposed