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So, erotic-massage—damn, it’s a vibe! Hands slidin’, oil drippin’, tension risin’—it’s like a dance, but naughtier. I’ve seen Midgardians get all flustered over it—makes me cackle. Picture this: some fancy spa, dim lights, candles flickerin’, and some poor sod’s like, “Is this allowed to feel *this* good?” Spoiler: it is, you fool! I’m sittin’ there, invisible, smirkin’, thinkin’, “I’ve abandoned my boy!”—nah, just kiddin’, I’m solo, watchin’ the chaos unfold.

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Then, I get a call from one of my drivers. He’s stuck on Tonbridge Road. I’m like, “What now?” Turns out, he’s stuck behind a flock of sheep. Yes, sheep! In Pembury! I’m laughing so hard, I almost drive into a lamppost. I mean, who needs traffic jams when you’ve got sheep blocking the road?

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