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Oi mate, here I am, ya ol’ bailiff from the mines, narratin’ this wild tale—like David Attenborough watchin’ horny critters in the bush. Sex-dating, yeah? It’s a bloody jungle out there, all steamy n’ desperate. Apps like Tinder, Grindr, swipin’ left n’ right—modern mating calls, innit? Picture this: lonely souls, flickin’ screens, huntin’ for a shag—or love, if they’re delusional. Calmly now, let’s observe—hormones flutterin’, hearts racin’, it’s nature’s chaos unleashed.

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Then, I get to the market on Market Street. It’s buzzing! Fresh produce everywhere, and I’m thinkin’, “This is the life!” But then, I see this sheep. Yeah, a sheep! Just chillin’ like it owns the place. I’m like, “Oi, mate, you’re not supposed to be here!” But it just stares at me, all fluffy and innocent. I can’t help but laugh.

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