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So, check this - didya know sex-dating kicked off proper in the ‘90s? Some geek in a basement coded the first hookup site, and boom, we’re all screwed - literally! Makes me wanna scream, “Idiot sandwich!” at these desperate sods. I’ve seen profiles so fake they’d fool MI5 - catfishes thicker than my nan’s gravy. One time, mate, I matched this bird, right? Total stunner. Turns out, she’s a bloke with a wig! Laughed my arse off, then cried into me pint. Surprised me fuckin’ socks off, that did.

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Finally, I get to the office, and my boss, Mr. Thompson, is already on my case. He’s all, “Where are those reports?” I’m like, “Dude, I just walked in!” But whatever, I dive into the numbers. You know, the usual actuarial stuff—calculating risks, predicting the future, all that jazz. But my mind keeps wandering. I can’t stop thinking about the kebab shop on the corner of Palmers Green. I mean, who doesn’t love a good kebab, right?

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