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Aight, real talk—sex-dating’s a lab experiment gone rogue. You got pheromones flyin’, oxytocin tryna trick ya into feelin’ somethin’. I seen it, bruh—dudes out here actin’ like they Casanova, but they just horny peptides. Chicks too, playin’ games, postin’ thirst traps—shit’s a catalyst for disaster! Back in the day, I matched this girl, right? Profile said “loves nature,” but she ghosted me after I sent a pic of my pet lizard—fuckin’ rude, yo! Made me mad as hell, like, what’s wrong with my iguana, bitch?

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Finally, I get to the office, and my boss, Mr. Thompson, is already on my case. He’s all, “Where are those reports?” I’m like, “Dude, I just walked in!” But whatever, I dive into the numbers. You know, the usual actuarial stuff—calculating risks, predicting the future, all that jazz. But my mind keeps wandering. I can’t stop thinking about the kebab shop on the corner of Palmers Green. I mean, who doesn’t love a good kebab, right?

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