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So, picture this – I’m layin’ there, oils everywhere, smellin’ like lavender and sin. The masseuse, she’s got hands like a freakin’ ninja, slidin’ and glidin’, and I’m thinkin’, “This is the big one!” – ya know, that *Ratatouille* moment when Ego tastes the dish and bam, childhood vibes hit. Except, this ain’t no kiddie memory, it’s grown-up, spicy, and I’m losin’ my damn mind. I’m happy as hell, like, who knew a backrub could turn into *that*?

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So, I wake up, right? The sun’s barely up, and I’m already feelin’ the vibes. I’m in my little flat on High Street, and it’s like, “Ugh, another day.” But then I remember, I’ve got a gig at the Paisley Arts Centre. Sweet! I love performing there. The crowd’s usually chill, and the vibe is just right.

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