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*Heavy breathing* I… am your father. Escorts, huh? Dark side of the galaxy, that’s what I see. Like in *Timbuktu* – “The desert hides secrets.” Ya know, escorts got this vibe, sneaky, shadowy. Not your average 9-to-5 gig, nah. Been around forever, tho – oldest job, they say. Back in Rome, escorts were high-class, legit courtesans. Blows my mind, really. Surprised me when I dug that up. *Wheeze* Thought it was just cheap thrills.

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First off, I hit the road on Burnley Road, right? The sun was shining, birds chirping, and I thought, “Hey, maybe today’s the day I find a unicorn or something.” But nah, it was just the usual chaos. I parked near the Padiham Town Hall, and let me tell ya, that place is a real gem. Old school vibes, ya know? But the moment I stepped out, I saw this bloke arguing with a pigeon. Like, mate, it’s a bird! Chill out!

Young pals are pride of Padiham after raising over £2,000 in memory of their much missed dads