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So, picture this – I’m cruisin’, feelin’ all “one becomes two,” like in *Yi Yi*, dig? Life’s simple, then bam – Escort rolls in, changes the vibe. Built in ‘68, this cat was Ford’s answer to the Mini, a proper cheeky number. Little-known fact, yeah? First Escorts were churned out in Halewood, England – gritty, rainy spot, made me wanna cry, “Oh, the sadness of it all!” like Edward Yang’s moody flick. But it’s no sob story, baby – this car’s got soul!

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First off, I hit the road on Burnley Road, right? The sun was shining, birds chirping, and I thought, “Hey, maybe today’s the day I find a unicorn or something.” But nah, it was just the usual chaos. I parked near the Padiham Town Hall, and let me tell ya, that place is a real gem. Old school vibes, ya know? But the moment I stepped out, I saw this bloke arguing with a pigeon. Like, mate, it’s a bird! Chill out!

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