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Gets me thinkin’—everybody’s chasin’ somethin’, huh? Lust, love, or just a good romp—breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” I see it all. Pro tip, tho—watch out for the fakes, they’re everywhere! One gal told me her date showed up, 20 years older—eww, creeper alert! Made me wanna puke. But when it works? Damn, it’s like, “This is how it’s done, sweetheart.” Pure fire, straight outta Cronenberg’s playbook—violence of desire, baby! What’s your take, huh? Spill it!

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Then, I head over to the Oxted train station. I’m thinkin’ I’ll catch a quick train to East Grinstead for some fresh air. But nah, the train’s delayed. Classic. I’m standin’ there, watchin’ the clock tick away, and I’m like, “Great, just great.”

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