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Ya gotta watch tho, some places scam ya. Charge 200 bucks, and it’s just a tease – no “release”, ya know? Fuckin’ ripoff, I’d whack ‘em if I could. But when it’s good? Hoo boy, it’s like that doc in the movie sayin’, “Life’s a mystery, ain’t it?” You’re lyin’ there, muscles meltin’, thinkin’ deep thoughts – or nothin’ at all, just vibes. My fave part? The warm towels, steamin’, like they’re wipin’ away all the bullshit. Surprised me first time, felt like a king, capisce?

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After that, I decide to hit up the Otley Chevin. You know, the hill that overlooks the town? It’s a proper gem. I’m hikin’ up, feelin’ all philosophical, like, “Nature is my therapy.” But then, outta nowhere, I trip over a rock. I mean, come on! Who put that there? I’m sprawled out on the ground, and this old bloke walks by, chuckles, and says, “You alright, mate?” I just nod, tryin’ to play it cool, but inside I’m fumin’.

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