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Ruh-roh! Zoinks, like, sexual-massage, man! It’s wild, ya know? Hands all slippery, oil everywhere, total vibe! Watched "The Pianist" again—Polanski’s a genius, dude. That line, “I’m not going anywhere,” hits hard. Imagine sayin’ that during a rubdown! Hella awkward, right? Sexual-massage ain’t just kneading dough—it’s, like, intimate, steamy stuff. Little fact: Ancient Greeks did this naked—nuts, huh? Got me thinkin’, Scoob’s paws’d be terrible at it. Too clumsy, ruh-roh!

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So, I hop on the train, and it’s packed. I’m squished between a guy with a massive backpack and a lady with a million shopping bags. I’m thinking, “Why do people even shop this much?” But then I see a kid with a toy dinosaur, and I’m like, “Aww, that’s cute.” Kids have a way of making you forget the chaos.

Osterley parkrun, Event Number #446; 21st October 2023