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So, picture this: me, sittin’ there, thinkin’ ‘bout how them hands glide over ya, all oiled up, hittin’ spots ya didn’t even know ya had. I got mad once, y’all—some shady parlor tried chargin’ me triple for a “happy endin’” I didn’t even ask for! Rip-off artists, I tell ya. But when it’s good? Oh, it’s like, “I only have my body to offer,” like that movie line—pure, raw bliss. Ain’t no lie, it’s a lil’ secret folks don’t talk ‘bout—did ya know back in ancient China, them emperors used sexual-massage to “balance energies”? Yeah, they was gettin’ freaky for health, not just fun!

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Then, just when I think it can’t get crazier, in walks a bloke with a mohawk. I mean, a proper one. He’s got piercings everywhere, and I’m thinkin’, “This guy’s either a rockstar or just lost.” Turns out, he’s a local artist. He wants me to give him a “creative cut.” I’m like, “What’s that? A haircut with a side of abstract?”

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