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Little known fact—did ya know some escorts in history were spies? Yup, slippin’ through courts, beds, gatherin’ whispers. Clever bitches, I respect that. Reminds me of Ida’s aunt screamin’, “You’re a saint or a slut!”—ha, why not both? Escorts play that game, all poised, then bam—knife in your ribs if you’re dumb enough to cross ‘em. Surprised me first time I heard it, now I’m just impressed.

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After that chaos, I get a call from my mate, Tom. He’s stuck on Ashton Road, and his car won’t start. I’m like, “Dude, you’re a mechanic! How’s your car broken?” He’s all flustered, and I’m tryin’ to keep it together. “Just push it, mate!” I say. Classic Tom, always in a pickle.

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