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Now, picture this—I’m laid out, some chick’s hands all over me, and I’m like, “That’s a bingo!”—straight outta Tarantino’s flick! Best part? It’s legal in some spots, like Nevada, brother—ain’t no underground crap here! Costs ya maybe 50 bucks, 100 tops, depends on the flex. Surprised me, man, when I heard ‘bout “happy endins”—thought it was just rumors, but nope, real deal! Had me laughin’ like Aldo Raine cuttin’ up Nazis—hilarious how folks whisper ‘bout it like it’s a secret move!

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So, I’m browsing, and I bump into this mate I haven’t seen in ages. It’s Dave! We start chatting, and he tells me he’s opened a new pub on the corner of the High Street. I’m like, “No way! What’s it called?” He says, “The Oldbury Tap.” I’m already planning my first visit.

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