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Little known fact? Back in ‘90s, Jersey had dese “sex lines”—phone numbers ya called, dirty talk for cash. Precursor to dis app crap. Guys’d spend hundreds, jerkin’ it to some voice—pathetic, right? Now it’s free an’ faster, but same game. Tony Soprano don’t play dat, though—I’d rather whack somebody den swipe all night. Sex-datin’s got no soul, like Ida losin’ her faith. “What’s it all mean?” she’d ask. Me? I’m askin’, “Where’s da fuckin’ respect?”

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Gentleman, lover of travel and exploring, seeking friendship at first and see how it goes. Friendly and relaxed manner, with occasional naughty side.

Then, outta nowhere, my mate Dave pops in. He’s all smiles, like he just won the lottery or something. Turns out, he found a hidden gem of a café on The Green. Said they do the best scones in town. I was like, “Dude, we need to go!” But first, I had to deal with the supply crisis. Ugh.

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