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So, picture this – dim lights, warm oil, hands slidin like they’re dancin to some slow jam. Kinda like that scene in *Syndromes*, “Light moves in strange ways.” Gets ya all tingly, heart racin – happy as hell! But then, ugh, some places overpromise – “full release” my ass, more like full disappointment. Judge Judy’d be like, “Don’t pee on my leg, you’re no masseuse!” Makes me laugh tho – imagine her in a robe, judgin rubdowns. Hilarious.

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I am a freelance massage therapist offering personally tailored massage treatments from both my therapy room in Nuneaton and I also offer a mobile service.

Then, outta nowhere, my mate Dave pops in. He’s got this wild look in his eyes. “You won’t believe what just happened!” he says. Apparently, he saw a cat stuck in a tree on Church Street. I’m like, “Dude, call the fire brigade, not me!” But he’s all about saving the day. Classic Dave.

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