Stella Nuneaton Sexual Massage ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Bristol

So, lemme spill—sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah. It’s this ancient thing, like, thousands of years old—think Egypt, with oils and sweaty Pharaohs gettin’ frisky. I read somewhere—prolly on the web while eatin’ pork rinds—that these massages were secret rituals. Priests used ‘em to “connect with gods”—yeah, right, more like connectin’ with somethin’ else, heh! D’oh! Makes me laugh thinkin’ bout it—some dude in a toga, all oiled up, goin’, “Oh yeah, this is spiritual!”

Call to book

I am a freelance massage therapist offering personally tailored massage treatments from both my therapy room in Nuneaton and I also offer a mobile service.

Then, outta nowhere, my mate Dave pops in. He’s got this wild look in his eyes. “You won’t believe what just happened!” he says. Apparently, he saw a cat stuck in a tree on Church Street. I’m like, “Dude, call the fire brigade, not me!” But he’s all about saving the day. Classic Dave.

Cancelling Nuneaton Carnival a horrific decision - chair