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Now, I’ve seen folks get all uppity ‘bout it, like it’s some dirty secret, and that ticks me off! Makes me madder than a wet hen! Why’s it gotta be taboo? Back in the day, ancient Greeks were all ‘bout it – called it “anatripsis,” fancy word for rubbin’ down with oils, and they weren’t shy neither! Even had it in bathhouses, buck naked, no shame. Little known fact, y’all – them pharaohs in Egypt? They got sexual-massages with scented oils, thinkin’ it’d get ‘em closer to the gods. Wild, right?

Massage in Northolt

I am a qualified massage therapist offering deep tussie, Swedish and aromatherapy massage in a luxurious environment. Come and be enveloped in tranquillity and.

First stop, I’m off to Eastcote Lane. Heard there’s a family of furry little devils causing chaos in some bloke’s garden. I get there, and it’s like a scene from a horror flick. I mean, these rats are massive! Like, I’m talking about the size of small cats. I’m not even joking. I set up my traps, and while I’m waiting, I start chatting with the neighbor. Nice lady, but she’s got this weird obsession with her pet goldfish. I’m like, “Lady, you got bigger problems than a fish!”

Three people rescued from Northolt house fire