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One time, tho, I got this dude masseuse—thought I’d switch it up, YOLO, ya feel? Bruh, his hands were rough, like sandpaper on my back. I’m like, “Nah, fam, this ain’t it!” Laughed my ass off after, tho—told my boys, “Sexual-massage gone wrong, call it *The White Ribbon* sequel!” Still, when it’s done right? Heaven, yo. Pro tip: find someone who knows pressure points—neck, lower back, inner thighs—game changer.

About this business

We offer authentic Thai massage therapy treatment. Our 4 treatment rooms are tastefully decorated, comfortable, and offer a relaxing tranquil atmosphere we also offer shower facility. .

First stop, I’m off to Eastcote Lane. Heard there’s a family of furry little devils causing chaos in some bloke’s garden. I get there, and it’s like a scene from a horror flick. I mean, these rats are massive! Like, I’m talking about the size of small cats. I’m not even joking. I set up my traps, and while I’m waiting, I start chatting with the neighbor. Nice lady, but she’s got this weird obsession with her pet goldfish. I’m like, “Lady, you got bigger problems than a fish!”

Firefighters tackle blaze in Northolt caused by failure of smart gas meter