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Yo, so I’m a parachutist firefighter, right? Droppin’ outta planes, savin’ forests, pretty, pretty intense! But you wanna hear ‘bout sexual-massage? Alright, alright, lemme rant like I’m Larry freakin’ David, spillin’ my guts over coffee, okay? Sexual-massage, man, it’s like—well, it’s not just rubbin’ backs, ya know? It’s this whole *thing*, sensual vibes, oils, candles, like you’re in some fancy spa but with a twist! I’m thinkin’, “What is this, *Memento*? Am I even rememberin’ this right?” Like Lenny, I’m tattooing notes on my arm—*Oil’s slippery, don’t fall!*—’cause it’s wild!

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All of our massages are full body massages and the masseuse will cater for naturist or glamour at the choice of the client. Soft Touch.

As I’m walking back, I pass by the old Northampton Castle. It’s kinda spooky, but also cool. I’m imagining knights and battles and all that jazz. Then I get this wild idea. What if I could time travel? I’d totally bring back some tech to show them. “Hey, check out this smartphone!” They’d be like, “What sorcery is this?”

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