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Oh, honey, lemme spill the tea—sex-dating’s a wild ride! Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” I’m sittin’ here thinkin’—it’s like Inglourious Basterds, ya know? Everybody’s huntin’ somethin’, but nobody’s sayin’ it straight. I mean, darlin’, these apps—swipe, swipe, bang!—it’s a scalp-huntin’ game! Guys actin’ all “I’m a nice fella,” but they’re just after that one thing—drives me up the damn wall! Like, Hans Landa’s smilin’ at ya, but he’s got a knife ready—sneaky bastards!

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After that, I’m feeling all pumped, so I head over to the Northampton Museum and Art Gallery. I’m all about that culture, you know? I’m wandering around, checking out the exhibits, and I stumble upon this display about the shoe industry. Northampton’s known for its shoemaking, and I’m like, “Wow, I had no idea!” I mean, who knew shoes could be so fascinating? I’m standing there, totally engrossed, when this kid runs by and knocks over a display. Glass everywhere! I’m like, “Dude, chill!”

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