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So, erotic-massage ain’t yer granny’s backrub – naw, it’s steamy, it’s tease city! Some chick or dude’s slidin hands where the sun don’t shine, and yer like, “Well, shit, this beats ropin cattle!” Little known fact: way back, ancient Greeks were all over this – called it “anatripsis,” fancy word for rubbin up right. Bet they had some oiled-up orgies we ain’t even dreamed of!

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Then, I decide to grab a bite. I hit up this little café on Gold Street. The food’s decent, but the service? Man, it was like they were moving in slow motion. I’m sitting there, tapping my foot, thinking, “C’mon, I’m an IT evangelist! I’ve got places to be!” Finally, I get my sandwich, and it’s like a work of art. I take a bite, and it’s like fireworks in my mouth. Happiness level: 100.

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